hello my lovelies! im back from phuket(: had lots and lots of fun! when we first met at the airport, ALL the boys parents were there, whereas all the girls were just dropped off by amandas mom. we went elephant trekking and tanning and shopping and tran-spotting (a tranny even placed quek's hand on her boob!) and snorkelling (my back is burnt now) and sand castle building and shopping and eating, topped off by a massage every night! plus the girls' bed olympics whereby we all did the candlestick thing and competed to see who could keep it up for the longest time while ian took pictures for us. during amanda and my showdown kaye and sam were jumping on the bed and we were spelling out the alphabets with our legs and doing random poses and i only lost cos amanda suddenly said eh sam sit on my ass and i crumbled with laughter. during the oil massage aarons masseuse slapped his ass and said solid. ian taught us synchro swimming which is actually just the same move repeated in varying angles and speeds, kaye and amanda never woke up in time for breakfast once, maurice who painstakingly bargains to the bare minimum then forgets about his change, sam and my periodic what nothing what nothing what nothing game, watching the sunset by the beach, stumbling into the gay districts both on land and in the water, playing cards and pool and darts, amanda and my room which was the messiest of them all. a great way to kickstart the new year(: